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oh, grow up and quit whining.

dork.

Created on 2004-09-22 05:54:11 (#4614231), last updated 2005-08-10

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Name:	im_only_for_me
Birthdate:	09-29
Location:	Clifton Park, New York, United States

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uhm- yeah. so, I'm Aaron. born Aaron David Treiber, or transliterated from the hebrew, aryei laeb mattan. my parents almost named the the feminine word for lion. but they got it right (phew) and aryei is the second male term for lion. there's like, 3 words for lion in hebrew, and I don't know why, it's not like there's a bunch of lions in palestine except in the zoos, right?
so, bla bla de bla bla, bla bla bla bla.
there's the news, folks :-D.
yeah.
uhm - I'm pretty much - I'm a 21 year old virgin. that describes me in a nutshell, I suppose. and I'm pretty sure I don't know my age or older anymore who's anywhere near as unlikely as me to get lucky. me and lady luck had a falling out afore puberty, and since then I've never won a bet and I've never really won a girl's heart, let alone her pants. then again, I don't know what the big deal would be about me having a woman's pants, it's not like I can wear them anyway, I've enough troubles without worrying about whether my ass looks fat. I don't get cross-dressers you might say, just don't get them at all.
unless you count girls who wear their boyfriends shirts after sleeping w/ them, cause that's just too cute.
I'm like, 79% pure on that purity test thing and even I know that. hmm... anyway - I'm a geek. by this I mean anything, truly anything, I take an interest in I develop a larger than your average bear's interest in. oh. and I have a tendency to be wierd, probably due to my ignoring social norms for so long that I missed all the lessons on how you find said social norms and conform to them. I suck at conformity. when I try, when I don't- I have the fantastic effect of frightening wee children and old alike. heh. but that probably doesn't matter or even make sense to you - you're saying - b-but- you're AARON! you're like, eccentric, and cool, and great-hearted :-D! or at least I hope you're saying that. that's the type of stuff the people who've loved me tend to say so it's probably too much to hope for for now. <3 me, darn it! .
yeah. so I'm here, and I'm wierd. holla back, ladies and gent or two or three.
and the first three interests- well, they are high priorities, the ladies- but really it's just a joke that I heard on comedy central and I thought it was uber funny.
"You ask a man what's good, he says""ONE WOMAN.""Okay, what's better""TWO WOMAN!""better than that?-FIVE WOMAN!!!"
hmm. death by snoo-snoo more like.
oh. and I've never tipped a cow. but I have few higher goals than that, y'know- aside from teaching and studying for the rest of my life. but I'd need to put the cow back up again. cause I'd feel all guilty'n stuff. :(.

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acting, comic books, cow-tipping, cross-country skiing, five woman!!!, geology, no two woman!, no... five woman!!!, one woman, penguin-buggery, snowboarding, suprnova.org, two woman, vampire: the endless hassle, video games, webcomics

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